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A Leaner Meaner Midlife

By: Robyn Peterman
Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
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I want to live my life in peace for a little while as opposed to pieces. I don’t know who I have to bribe to catch a break, but I’m willing to pay the big bucks.

Apparently, no one got the memo. Midlife is one messy ride.

Fine. I’m off to Lexington, Kentucky to find a self-proclaimed dragon who sports a mullet, beer belly and delusions of Immortal grandeur. This time he’s gone too far. He’s messed with me and mine for the last time.

The way to end a dragon is to remove his tail. We thought we had. A tail is in the back. Right?

Wrong.

So, so wrong.

With the love of my Immortal life by my side along with a few smack-talking, geriatric Nephilim and a foul-mouthed, toothpick loving Keeper of Fate, I’m ready.

And when it’s done, I’m taking a freaking vacation. I’ve earned it.

It’s time to slay the dragon for good.

This time there will be no mercy.

©2024 Robyn Peterman (P)2024 Robyn Peterman

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Another good one!!

This is such a great series: fun, funny and enough action to keep it interesting. The only bad thing is each one ends on a cliff hanger but that’s okay for me.

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Has it all!

This series has it all, laughter, intrigue, all the feels. A great cast if characters. Narrator is amazing. Highly recommend.

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Kandi Vargo

I have listened to the whole series... didn't stop until I had to wait for this book to come out...
As for the story itself, it was so gripping and fast paced that I was shocked that I listened to the whole thing as "quick" as I did. It never even felt like hours, but just mere minutes, that's how hooked I was.

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Funny, Irreverent But Family

I enjoy every story in this series. Each one always makes me smile, but the last few are really short stories at full story price

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Great story and narration!!

I love the antics of all the characters. Glad there was an almost happy ending…until next time! My favorite narrator!!

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I have loved this series from book one. I normally don't leave reviews, but this series always keeps my attention and has me laughing. Candy Vargo has become my favorite character! I highly recommend this series!
I wish the book was much longer, it seems that it's getting shorter with each new book. I never want them to end.

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The cussing took away from the story, the "F-bombs" were way too many. Not worth the credit or money.

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Short story for a full price. Very repetitive in parts. She could combine a few books to make one and not repeat so much. It is funny and fast paced however. I love the wit and comedic timing of Candy Vargo. The random fun facts. Good books but I feel like she spits them out to hit a deadline.

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