This week Holden, MJ and Jackie are gossin' 'bout Fae-Jackie hitting up the ACOTAR themed Velaris Starfall Ball, talks about public proposals and Holden lay's out his Catsesque proposal, the amazing cosplay community around ACOTAR, and MJ decides which of their children will be sent to live with Juggalos, the Billie Eilish and TSwift feud might not be as hawt as it seems, big concert failures and Ticketmaster/Live Nation breakup hopefully means live music will change for the better, the Cannes security guard not lettin' people stop on the steps, Millie Bobby Brown begins Livin' on a Prayer with Jake Bongiovi, North West performs as Young Simba in a horrifically roasted rendition of The Lion King, SPOILER ALET FOR THE 2006 FILM THE PRESTIGE in this week's Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Another Cake Boss conspiracy! An easter egg filled list, dem blindzzzz, shouts and more on this PAGE 7!!!!!

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This week on Talkin' TV Jackie serenade us in a beautiful theme song solo, MJ is enthralled by the early aught internet safety, Holden has fully embraced his edgy NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS teen self, MILF Manor this week was BOREO SNOREO, there's a new reality show on the horizon that may prove American reality TV does what Britain reality TV can't, House of Villains continues to pump out the hawt trash, Furiosa has waaaaaay more CGI than expected, Holden continues his journey into Hell with Hazbin Hotel, and Jackie breaks out the weed, diet soda, and Burnout Revenge for the PS2, to get in the Smiling Friends mood and more on this week's Talkin' TV!

Married At First Sight (season 15) - Netflix

MILF Manor: Season 2 - Max

House of Villains - Peacock

Ashley Madison: Sex, Lies and Scandal - Netflix

The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst Part 2 - Maxxx

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga - the THEATA

Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes - THEATA

Hazbin Hotel - Amazon Prime

Smiling Friends - Maxxx

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This week Holden, Jackie, and MJ (as well as the Zoom AI overlord), debate the quality of the musical Annie, public opinion of JLO continues to plummet, Billie Eilish hits us all Hard and Soft with her new album drop, Jojo Siwa continues her BAD GIRL ERA as she gets crunk af at Disney and tries to get everyone to sing along with Karma, Scarjo goes toe to toe with OpenAI pullin' an Ursula and STEALING HER VOICE, Chet "WHITE BOY SUMMER" Hanks explains to Tom Hanks about the Drake and Kendrick feud in text, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Was (Or Is) Gwyneth Paltrow in League with SATAN!??! A List full of AWFUL knockoffs and reboots, da Blindz and even mooooooore on this week's Page 7!

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